5 Easy Ways to Alienate People and Screw-up your Life with your Smartphone

Move over dogs, Smartphone’s are officially man’s new best friend. Smartphone’s are not only there for you when you need them, they also provide countless hours of mind-numbing entertainment via their pointless apps. But, are you giving enough attention to your digital companion? There are 5 critical steps to sealing the matrimonial tie with your smartphone; starting with alienating then eliminating all the frivolous people in your life.

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The Twitter Song: You’re No One If You’re Not On Twitter

Here is the awesome Twitter Song from Ben Walker.

If you enjoy this, you might like to watch The Rise and Fall of Twitter.

You’re No One If You’re Not On Twitter (Lyric)

You're no one if you're not on Twitter
And if you aren't there already you've missed it
If you haven't been bookmarked, retweeted and blogged
You might as well not have existed

In the old days it was all about achievements
Collecting all your trophies in a shrine
Then everybody came across the internet
And suddenly you had to be online

A home page was all you really needed
To seem like a success but not a geek
As long as you updated semi-annually
And checked your email once or twice a week

You're no one if you're not on Twitter...

Technology was moving rather quickly
And the next thing you needed was a blog
With intimate and detailed press releases
And now and then a photo of your dog

More recently the students brought us Facebook
And everybody has a hundred friends
The parties in the photos look amazing
They're not so great but everyone pretends

You're no one if you're not on Twitter...

Now you need to publish every movement
And every single thought to cross your mind
I'm told the Twitterverse is full of rubbish
But most of us are actually quite refined

We validate each other's insecurities
And brag about the gadgets that we've bought
We laugh out loud at every hint of jolliness
And try to self-promote without being caught

You're no one if you're not on Twitter...

Few auditory tickles to relax you this weekend

Well, there was one MP3 floating around the internet of which one of our team downloaded. We used to laugh a lot (aloud) whenever we listen to Chikati China the Chinese Chicken. Recently, somebody emailed me asking for the lady in the below audio (Mallu Hot Stepper).

So, here you go, enjoy your Friday with the following audio. Well, I have also included the Model View Controller song.

Chikati China the Chinese Chicken

Mallu Haute Stepper

Sister Stella

Model View Controller